Yogi

[The video starts on the roof of a building in Nightwake. From the bright neon sign in the background of five silhouettes, it's the Dealer's Den. The sign casts a warm blow over the five standing in shadow. Lights come on as music starts to play, revealing Gintoki, Katsura, Evangeline, Rinku, and MK all in matching outfits. They break out into dance as the five of them sing the song.

Though for the lyrics, they exaggerate the me into May, as this is posted at midnight on May 1st.]

It's Gonna Be May
Ooh, yeah

You might been hurt, babe
That ain't no lie
You've seen them all come and go, oh
I remember you told me
That it made you believe in
No man, no cry
Maybe that's why


[As they sing, the Autotune stats to malfunction, distorting the singing from the singers, especially Gintoki. It warps as the camera flips around to show the cat man Dick and three other MKs; Porty, Artsy, Candid, messing with the Autotune machine, DJ set up, and lighting. Candid slaps Porty's hand and tries to adjust a knob before Porty pushes him aside to fiddle with a different switch. Dick has taken over the DJ section and is just making sure it is functioning though looks a bit worried as his tail fur starts to stand on end.

Artsy looks over with wide eyes as the machine starts smoking. Then the camera flips back to the dancers. They all look at each other with slightly worried expressions as the chaos behind the scenes plays out but keep going. Though the Autotune is getting worse!]

But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody
Guess what
It's gonna be May

You've got no choice, babe
But to move on, and you know
There ain't no time to waste
You're just too blind to see
But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me
You can't deny
So just tell me why

[The camera flips around again just as the Autotune machine sparks and catches fire. Dick hisses as Porty pulls off his jacket to try and smother the fire. The singing suddenly switches in the background as Gintoki's awful singing voice is heard in its full glory. Katsura isn't as bad but is not as good as the other three. Still, the show must go on! Candid grabs a fire extinguisher and fires it at the Autotune machine.

Artsy abandons the lights and goes to Dick, having an idea.

The camera flips back to the singers, still going through the routine and trying their hardest to not either panic or laugh at just the sheer disaster that is this recording.]

EvERY LITtle thing I Do
Never SEems enough for you
You d0n't want to l0se it again
BUT I'm not liKe tHEm
BaBY, WHen you fiNAlly
Get to lOVe somebody (soMeboDY)
GuESS WHat (guess what)
It's GONNa be May

It's gonna be MAY
Ooh, yEAH Yeah

[Suddenly the music changes as Gintoki's microphone is cut and the harmony comes back together to finish the performance. The camera flipping around to show Dick working on balancing the audio, Artsy now with a microphone of his own and singing along; as Candid and Porty are behind him having a slap fight over the burned out Autotune machine. Then back to the main performance to finish off the set.]

There comes a day
When I'll be the one, you'll see

It's gonna gonna gonna gonna
It's gonna be MAY

All that I do is not enough for you
I don't want to lose it
But I'm not like that
When finally (finally)
You get to love
Guess what? (guess what?)
It's gonna be MAY

Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you (for you, babe)
You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it)
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally
Get to love somebody (love)
Guess what (guess what)
It's gonna be MAY

Every little thing I do
Never seems enough for you
You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it)
But I'm not like them
Baby, when you finally (baby, when you finally)
Get to love somebody
Guess what (guess what)

It's gonna be May!

[MK busts out laughing at the end and just waves his hand at the camera person.]

Happy M-May everyone! Okay cut! Cut!

[Katsura suddenly pops up in front of the camera with a very important message!]

Don't fall for a man, ladies, they're all pigs!

[The video ends.]

*((OOC: Responses can come form any of the performers, feel free to threadjack and have fun.))*